perchance to dream

finefools:

step one: we buy into this club

step two: we roll over to the club either in your mercedes benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is alright

step three: i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybodys watching us

(via whatjessicathinks)

Source: finefools

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Thanks for destroying my soul, German final.

What I feel like saying whenever anyone asks “How are you?”

whatshouldwecallme:

My entire week.

n8rnate:

EVERYONE ON THAT SHOW CAN GET IT.

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n8rnate:

EVERYONE ON THAT SHOW CAN GET IT.

(via nahtzen)

Source: mrgolightly

“Being there for it, it really felt like we were at a real wedding. It was a very special evening. It’s make believe, but we were all very moved.”
- Adam Scott

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“Being there for it, it really felt like we were at a real wedding. It was a very special evening. It’s make believe, but we were all very moved.”

- Adam Scott

Caller: Hi, my wife asked me if the dress she has on makes her look fat... What do I say? She's waiting on an answer in the other room.
Ron Swanson: In my experience when a woman asks a question like that, she's feeling insecure for some other reason. Maybe you shouldn't say anything to her, and just put your hand on the side of her face, tell her that you love her, and that she's the greatest woman you've ever met. Also, in my opinion, most women in this world are vastly too skinny.

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Tom Haverford M&Ms

I’ve never been before but I think I’m going to love it. Why I’m going to love it? Sky Mall! Come check out my tent! I ordered a bunch of crap off Sky Mall. I’ve got my TV, my Xbox, DVD. Awesome bed right there. DJ Roomba’s in the mix. Ah, it’s like I’m not even camping! This is actually a dog couch but it’s super comfortable.

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I’ve never been before but I think I’m going to love it. Why I’m going to love it? Sky Mall! Come check out my tent! I ordered a bunch of crap off Sky Mall. I’ve got my TV, my Xbox, DVD. Awesome bed right there. DJ Roomba’s in the mix. Ah, it’s like I’m not even camping! This is actually a dog couch but it’s super comfortable.