- Me: fuck thor 2 dark world or whatever. just make a loki movie.
- Me: omg a trilogy of comedy films
- Jennifer: yes please
- Me: called LOKI'D.
- Me: like come on
- Jennifer: YES
- Jennifer: or make loki porn and have a contest to see who gets to be in it.
- Jennifer: yeah i went there
Marvel Studios debuted the first test footage from Ant-Man, directed by Edgar Wright, at Comic-Con International 2012…and while we can’t show you that footage, we’ve got the official logo for the film right here for your viewing pleasure! No release date yet!
Jesus Marvel we’ve got enough movies about white guys already GIVE ME A MS. MARVEL MOVIE OR A SCARLET WITCH MOVIE! GIVE ME A STORM ORIGIN MOVIE! A BLACK PANTHER MOVIE!
Seriously. I would even take a Squirrel Girl movie over this shit. At least she stalked Iron Man for awhile. I mean, come on, who the fuck wouldn’t stalk him?
i would watch this everyday.
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
I made this because, I mean, come on. It had to be done. And yeah, I live a really fulfilling life.
The surprise of finding photos of Mary and Loki together inspired me to be productive and return to my Photoshoppin’ roots.
Original Photos: tom-hiddleston.net
Next Pikachu I get will be named Thor.
Thor: God Pokemon
It stores electricity in Mjolnir. When it smashes foes - particularly brother Loki - with the might of Thor’s hammer, the electric power is equal to a lightning bolt.
Thor took me to the Stark Tower and we went for a walk. That night, we sat by the fire, and as he whispered in my ear he said: “Let’s go to the bedroom”
Iron Man took me to Asgard and we went for dinner then, that night we held hands and as he put a ring on my finger he said “I love you”
Captain America took me to the Statue of Liberty and we got coffee then, that night we played a game and as he whispered in my ear he said ”I love you.”
Loki took me to a concert and we got a coffee then that night we watched TV and as he touched my lips he said “I love you”
Hawkeye took me to Asgard and we went for dinner then, that night we walked along the ocean and as he twirled my hair he said ” You’re the only one for me” (why am I laughing so hardddd :A: )
Hawkeye took me to West Village and we went to a club then, that night we sat by the fire and as he twirled my hair he said “I love you.” (fuck everything please)
Loki took me to Asgard and we got coffee then, that night we made out and as he touched my lips he said: “you’re the prettiest girl I know”
Thor took me to the Statue of Liberty, then we went for a drive. As we held hands and the wind blew through his glorious blonde hair, he told me it was over.
Nick Fury took me to the gym and we got a coffee. Then that night we read books, and as he twirled my hair he said we need to talk.
Yeah, we need to fucking talk. You took me to the gym for a date. The fuck is that?