Safety Not Guaranteed [by Jordan]
Safety Not Guaranteed [by Jordan]
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I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate. And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’ .. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.
Aubrey Plaza on Ryan Gosling
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